So all the stores are closed and you're fresh out of beer? What to do..... go to bed? No!!! Go steal some beer from a tavern like 34 year-old Kristopher G. Lehnhardt did. First he tried to jimmy the door lock, but which card to use? Well, he didn't use his libray card much, so might as well try that. But it didn't work so he dropped the plastic and went around to break in via a basement window. After liberating four cases of beer, the party was back on!
From the Louisville NBC affiliate, 78 year-old William Rucker was late for bingo at the St. Ignatius Church so decided to save some time by conducting his bank robbery through the drive-through lane. He sent in a package and a note saying there was a bomb and send back some money. So the teller sent some cash. And Billy got away with it for about 20 minutes.
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Docs seek gag orders to stop patients' reviews
Who needs the newspaper when there's Yahoo! News? Anyway, this article talks about how "Published comments on Web pages, blogs and/or mass correspondence,
however well intended, could severely damage physician's practice,". The doctors argue that only negative reviews get posted and people who like the same doctor just go on with their lives and don't spend time praising them on the same sites. So let me take this opportunity to say that my doctor's office is wonderful and email me if you want the name (I might have signed one of those gag orders on my first visit, but I don't think so)
I believe that a) one or two bad reviews won't damage anything. and b) 25+ bad reviews mean something's wrong, and they need to take issue with their practice and not some web site.
from the New York Daily News.
A dead relative, a dead cat stuffed with drugs, live pigeons (a unique NYC souvenir choice). People just try to go right through airport security with all kinds of interesting stuff. And weapons. And seven pounds of heroin in the form of candy bars. Now that dude must have been acting REAL suspicious because it seems like that might be one you'd get away with. They'd even been "produced in a candy factory" according to a customs spokesperson. Yet someone still told me they could get by with four ounces of yogurt last summer, prepared with the explanation that they were only going to eat three ounces and share the fourth. True story.
And that's all I have to say about that.
It was a matter of time before this AP article came out. Hopefully, the result won't rest in the Supreme Court's hands.
From KITV.com
Talk about hangin' loose in Hawaii! "Searle Pestana, 61, has been a driver with TheBus for 36 years", and that can get a little boring. Apparently, Hawaii has some kind of "three strikes" rule and they just give you two, because "He has two prior drunken driving convictions -- one in 2000 and another in 2002."
"Ok folks, thish ish Shearle, yer bus sh driver. Next schtop is, oh, I don know, schum street ahhggghhhffg......."
I really thought this was a headline from The Onion, but it's true it's really true. It's here in a real honest to goodness newspaper, though not the Houston Chronicle
this time. The parents really are paying for tutors to home school the kid so he can concentrate on his Guitar Hero skills. "They would have preferred that he stay in high school with his brother. But he bugged them until they let him quit." If the whole professional video game player job doesn't work out, he just might have a good career in sales.
From my favorite, The Houston Chronicle. Obviously, Marshal Decker had never been to a Wal-Mart before and was unprepared for the language spoken by the customers there. So when a woman was "talkin' like she always dew" he "pulled out his handcuffs" I shit you not! His handcuffs! I suppose he carries them in case he catches an arsonist at the scene. At least he didn't draw his weapon. Best quote, "Can you believe this? He's fuckinging arresting me for saying fuck!"
It just might dawn on him that if he simply camps out at the store and writes a ticket for everyone who's cussin', they can buy two of those shiny new fire trucks by the end of the month.
