Foul-talking shopper stirs up a tempest at store in La Marque
Fire captain writes a ticket, tells woman to watch her mouth
From my favorite, The Houston Chronicle. Obviously, Marshal Decker had never been to a Wal-Mart before and was unprepared for the language spoken by the customers there. So when a woman was "talkin' like she always dew" he "pulled out his handcuffs" I shit you not! His handcuffs! I suppose he carries them in case he catches an arsonist at the scene. At least he didn't draw his weapon. Best quote, "Can you believe this? He's fuckinging arresting me for saying fuck!"
It just might dawn on him that if he simply camps out at the store and writes a ticket for everyone who's cussin', they can buy two of those shiny new fire trucks by the end of the month.
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