Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges
Some local news!!!!! This from the front page of Tuesday's Post Star in Glens Falls. Now I've heard lots of stories about guys losing their licenses due to repeat drunk driving offenses so that they drive their riding lawn mower to the store to pick up their 30-pack of Keystone Light. But this guy was joy riding on the sidewalk atop his motorized cooler. The cooler contained the beers that he had not yet consumed, but apparently he'd had a few. It seems to me this device was designed FOR drinking and driving. But he found out the hard way that it's still in fact illegal. And to add some more fines, there was no registration sticker on the cooler. I've found them to be very nice down at the DMV, but if someone walked up and wanted to register their cooler, that would certainly invite a staple to the forehead from the clerk.
Where's the cold beer at? Show me the cold beer!
Posted by: Jimmy | June 17, 2008 at 04:53 PM
You left us, BITCH!
Posted by: Chris Allen | June 17, 2008 at 08:57 PM
This is just plain stupid. I don't think there is anything in writing that lets the American public know that it's illegal to ride your cooler.
Posted by: Ajlouny | May 29, 2009 at 12:30 AM