Senseless Notes -- "I'm Special, Give Me A Million Dollars"

Man has typical experience flying, now is suing Delta for a mil.

Ok, so it's not exactly a typical experience, but it's also not a unique one.  But charging that your mom suffered "trauma" when your plan was pretty senseless in the first place is a pretty big stretch.  His first mistake was "to have his entire family, including several cousins, meet in Argentina for his mother's 80th birthday,"  He's just asking for some hassle then.  Mistake #2 was choosing Delta, but I guess that was necessary because that's how he got the tickets for FREE with his frequent flyer miles.  Then everything that could go wrong did go wrong.