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Senseless Notes --- In Case You Haven't Heard, Chinese Is A Difficult Language

Lawmaker defends comment on Asians

The Houston Chronicle serves us well again with this article.
" Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?” Brown said.

Senseless Notes -- Don't Drive ANYTHING While Intoxicated

Guy Gets Nabbed Driving Barstool Drunk

No foolin!  After last year's post about a local man getting a DWI for driving his motorized cooler, it's good to see yet another safety minded individual in the news.

Senseless Notes: Is It Spring Already? Let The Crazy Teacher Behavior Begin!

Middle school students catch drunk teacher on video

Some days, it's tough to face the kids.  And middle school-ers have got to be the worst.  But really now, gettin drunk before 1st period?  Dancin' and showin' ya bizness with no underwear on?  Running next door to pass out by the pool? (with cameraman reenactment hilarity)
I'm with the students in hoping she can get the help she needs.

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Senseless Notes: Going On A Beer Run Is Ok, Stealing Beer Is Not Ok, Leaving Your Library Card Is Senseless

Library Card Leads Sheboygan Cops To Alleged Thief

So all the stores are closed and you're fresh out of beer?  What to do..... go to bed? No!!!  Go steal some beer from a tavern like 34 year-old Kristopher G. Lehnhardt did.  First he tried to jimmy the door lock, but which card to use?  Well, he didn't use his libray card much, so might as well try that. But it didn't work so he dropped the plastic and went around to break in via a basement window.  After liberating four cases of beer, the party was back on!   

Senseless Notes: Back Robber Too Tired To Go Into Lobby, Robs Bank From Drive Thru

  Arrest made in Bardstown bank robbery

From the Louisville NBC affiliate, 78 year-old William Rucker was late for bingo at the St. Ignatius Church so decided to save some time by conducting his bank robbery through the drive-through lane.  He sent in a package and a note saying there was a bomb and send back some money.  So the teller sent some cash.  And Billy got away with it for about 20 minutes.

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This weekend's temperature warm-up, along with the beginning of daylight savings time, might get you thinking about t-shirt season.  I know it did for me!  So they're available for order and 100% cotton and really one of the most comfortable t's you'll ever wear.  Order 2 or more and get a custom greeting from Richard McGee.  Just select your size and then click the Add to Cart button below.  At the PayPal page you can change quantities. 

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